The finest tchotchkes.
money can buy.
Items available online at http://www.cafepress.com/absinthedrnkrs

Absinthe Drinkers high-quality t-shirts. Impress your family, friends and pets with your good taste in poetry, music, and fashion. Choose from The Absinthe Drinkers logo or Red Handed Muse with the lovely Christina Y. ordering the band to take the next hill! Choose from men's t's, baby doll t's, or girly tanks.
Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2x, 3x, 4x.
$14.99 USD to $17.99 USD.

Every band needs a thong with their logo on it, and we've done even better by putting Christina on it! Not sure how she feels about it, but trust me if you're wearing this thong you're going to need that overnight bag...
Thong $7.99 USD, Courier Bag $24.99 USD.

After the regrettable tryst brought about by wearing the Christina Thong, you'll need to make sense of it all. What better way that to jot down your innermost thoughts and feelings in an Absinthe Drinkers journal? Be the envy of the coffeehouse crowd, and at $9.99 USD it's cheaper than therapy!

Available at any of our shows or by emailing our Store .
The CD that started it all: Poems and Music Volume 1.
Featuring 20 songs from the original studio project. Songs are great for breaking up the monotony of your iPod or multi-CD player or just generally weirding out your friends.
$9.99 USD, Max and I will even autograph it if you ask nicely.